CHRIS BROWN IS THE SCUM OF THE EARTH & INSTEAD OF BEING THE MJ OF OUR GENERATION, HE IS THE IKE TURNER

I COULD NEVER STAND CHRIS BROWN, BUT HIS LATEST BULL$HIT WHERE HE "APOLOGIZED" 6 MONTHS TOO LATE REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP~
THE APOLOGY WAS THE MOST INSINCERE GESTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN, HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A COMPLETE TOOL, BUT HE READ EVERY WORD HE SPOKE WHILE HE CLOSED HIS EYES EVERY FEW SENTENCES TO TRY AND TAKE AWAY FROM HIS EYES DARTING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT OFF OF HIS CUE CARDS. I CAN'T STAND CHRIS BROWN AND I HOPE HE NEVER RECOVERS FROM THIS.


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I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS LAST YEAR, BUT PAULA ABDUL IS NO LONGER ON AMERICAN IDOL~

Thanks to Gawker for hooking it up, like they always do~

American Idol charming kook Paula Abdul has not, we repeat, NOT received a contract for next season, which starts shooting in, um, three weeks. Is it the end of television? Will FOX fold? It's Armageddon!

"It does not appear that she's going to be back on 'Idol,'" says Paula's manager David Sonenberg. He's tried and tried to get some sort of deal from producers Fremantle Media and 19 Entertainment, but well... we all know what it means when Hollywood doesn't return calls. Blame new judge Kara DioGuardi. Paula's status as Queen of AI felt rocky as soon as there was a new girl in town. We smell a catfight!

Ryan Gay/Straight/Gay Seacrest, meanwhile, sits pretty and overly tanned with his three-year, $45 million deal. Oh, Paula, we love you, because you're cra-ay-ay-azy!


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NOT LIKE I PAY ATTENTION, BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO HAVE JON & KATE + 8 FORCED DOWN YOUR THROAT!

It's another sign of the Apocalypse being right around the corner, hence the long title of my Blog; It blows my mind that Jon and Kate are considered celebrities and are covered more by the media than our President. Their poor 8 kids are already scheduling their therapy sessions! To think of all the money that those two scumbags make by completely ruining their kids lives while pimping them out like Terrence Howard in Hustle N' Flow. Not only do they have millions of people tuning into their pathetic show and just as many people buying the numerous magazines that they (dis)grace the cover(s) of, but they aren't even married anymore and Jon is already engaged to another chick who is young enough to be one of his eventual 20 daughters. I have seen 2 minutes of their stupid show besides the clips that Joel McHale has blasted on The Soup and I will never understand what kind of people help contribute to their enormous paychecks by caring about their boring lives. I don't know why I just went on this rant, I Guess It Is....









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SAID THE GRAMOPHONE IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST UNIQUE MUSIC BLOG ON THE NET~ CHECK IT OUT

TIME Online has done a piece on the 25 Best Blogs in 2009 and there are quite a few interesting Sites included on their list. Among them is a Music Blog that covers artists that no one has ever heard of and not only are they pushing the envelope in that regard, but they are also breaking these artist's out and they are really amazing bands. Every aspect of the MP3 Blog is unique & clever including the name: Said the Gramophone. As the Beasties would say, Ch-Ch-Ch-Check it out!

A daily sampler of "really good songs" as judged by the three Canadian music fans who compile the site. Launched in March 2003, Said the Gramophone was one of the first mp3 blogs that actually let you download and listen to the music being described. And when it comes to music, hearing is believing. How many times have you bought a CD on the recommendation of a magazine or newspaper review only to find the music sounded nothing like the description? Said the Gramophone solves that problem, although you have to act fast on listening to the music — all songs are removed from the blog within a week or two of posting. The capsule reviews are reliably thoughtful with occasional forays into the surreal, and most songs are accompanied by a link in case you want to buy them immediately. It's a great, low-risk way to get turned on to new music.



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