Alright.. Decided Who I Would Like To Marry One Day & Figured It Out That Eva Mendes Isn't Going To Have My Children, But.. She Is Perfect Anyways!!

In Case I Never Meet This Flawless Woman & Charm Her With My Mind & NiTWiT..
I Hope She Knows That I Think I Am In Love With Her.. WHILE REFERENCING THE
GREAT WRITING + FILM-MAKING OF THE GREAT WES ANDERSON, OWEN WILSON, JASON SCHWARTZMAN & THE BEST LINE IN RUSHMORE THAT LUKE THREW IN
THERE: "O.R THEY??!!" I REALLY THINK THAT EVA SHOULD BE IN THE NEXT
ANDERSON FILM~ SHE DID AWESOME IN THE FARRELLY BROTHERS "STUCK ON YOU"
WITH MATT DAMON & THE ALWAYS OUTSTANDING - GREG KINNEAR - ANY1 REMEMBER HIM ON TALK SOUP & THE LATE, LATE SHOW??! I WAS BORN IN THE 80's & I REMEMBER IT CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN HAS GONE.. IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT..



Just In Case The World Explodes In 42 Hours..

BACK TO PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS. JESSICA ALBA, ANGELINA JOLIE, JENNIFER LOPEZ ~!! CLAY AIKEN CREEPS ME THE F#CK OUT!

No Offense To Gay Clay Aiken, But He Has Always Made My Skin Crawl With His Creepy Ass Southern Accent Way Before He Set The People Magazine Cover On Fire.. UUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now To Make Up For That Disturbing Image..
I Am Going To Find Pictures Of The Most Beautiful Women & POST THEM~!!!!


JESSICA ALBA WITH HER LUCKY ASS MAN, CASH WARREN~!!!! I CAN'T HATE MY DUDE FOR BEING AN ABSOLUTE PIMP~!!!!

THE ALWAYS STUNNING ANGELINA JOLIE~~!!!!













Damn, I Forgot J-Lo Is Such A Beautiful Woman..
I Couldn't Imagine Being As The Great Derek Zoolander Once Said, "Ridiculously Good Looking, With Chiseled Ab's & Stunning Features."

That Movie Is ZOOLANDER Written, Directed, & Starred In By BEN STILLER & THE BUTTERSCOTCH ROMEO AKA HANZEL
(Owen Wilson, Both Of Them = Hero To Me)


Just In Case The World Explodes In 42 Hours..

Angelina Jolie Is Hot & Her Favorite Animal Is A Tiger

Angelina Jolie who is nominated for a People's Choice Award said that her favorite animal is a Tiger. Not much of a Shock considering she's the fucking baddest chick alive. Best Actress by MILES. I Just Realized How FN Amazingly Amazing She Is.. As Sir Isaac Brock Would Say, "Soooo Hot!"
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